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Tweet Snap A strip-mall happy-ending spot in Phoenix, Arizona, one of nearly 5, Asian erotic massage parlors across America. Photo by Todd Huffman via Flickr We know you're busy. You probably didn't have time to read every article we published on VICE. So we've compiled a list of some of our favorites and will be re-featuring them on the home through the end of This one originally published mzssage March 20th. From the outside, Oasis Spa looks like any drab Brooklyn bodega.

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Massagge Spa, one of 90 Brooklyn rub-'n'-tugs At first, the place looked closed, despite RubMaps' promise that it would be open until midnight seven days a week. From the outside, Oasis Spa looks like any drab Brooklyn bodega. Users on the sites post updated locations, review women, and recount in graphic detail the services rendered.

What do i do? where do i go? why are there stains in the lobby?

When you're finally approached and asked if you want a massageyou should simply grunt, nod your head, and continue to look around. Take off everything except your boxers and lay face-down and wait for the girl to come back. Your surprise factor is key to negotiating a good erotic massage price. Pick the lowest price, because that's just the money that goes to the owner asian ; the girls make money from tips. Rub not to show off and wear your best clothes because a You're dealing with whores who don't really care, Fuck my wife in Bilasur b These types of establishments rarely splurge on luxuries massage hooks and hangers for you to store your wardrobe.

Most of the women working in the parlors are smuggled into the country illegally from China, Korea, Thailand, and other Asian countries and are forced to use their tips to pay off exorbitant snakehead debts.

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A quick search on RubMaps revealed 90 open erotic massage parlors in Brooklyn, at least 10 of which were in walking distance to my apartment. So we've compiled a list of some of our favorites and will be re-featuring them on the home through the end of Sometimes you'll even see a man comment that [he] thinks [the woman] might be compelled into this, that she looked like she didn't want to do saian. Like most creepy internet sects, "mongers" have their own social code, and many of the users appear to know each other and even track the whereabouts of their favorite massae providers.

Whereas Atlanta has the SEC championship going on, they'll have more girls come here.

If this fails immediately make sure you display the twenty dollar bill. July 29, Ready to look for casual Asian spa sex? Inner Voice: Good question, I'm getting tired of listening to her talk about her haircut.

Penis: Alright, I see ladies. You asiwn to walk in… you know… just to research it, and find yourself instantly lost: What do I do?

Point is, I don't have any money. Once concentrated in coastal cities like New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles, the report also found that massage parlors are rapidly expanding into the Midwest and the South, facilitated by highly organized networks that transport Asian women—many of them brought to the US illegally—through a "circuit" of massage parlors around the US.

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Lots of cleavage too, I'm getting up for this. Look around aimlessly—the walls, the ceiling, the floor, anything but the girls working.

Interested to see what goes on inside the parlors, and perhaps get a glimpse of the famous table showers that mongers rave about in asiah forums, I selected Oasis Spa, which had gotten decent reviews and which users described as "clean and friendly," and walked over on a Sunday afternoon. Then the money goes back and masage can pretty much get it to Hong Kong, but we're not going to get it to China.

While non-sexual massage parlors are usually regulated by state and local public health codes, the addition of a hand job is usually interpreted as solicitation, even if sex itself isn't on the menu. Inner Voice: I…what have I done, oh my god.

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Underwear choice is also important. In a review for one of the top-rated spas on EroticMP. Penis: Yay!

Without any real law enforcement action to crack down on erotic massage parlors, AMPs are continuing to multiply, expanding their tentacles into untapped markets of mongers. You: Um…yeah sure.

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After a couple of knocks, though, a suspicious middle-aged Korean woman answered the door and reluctantly let me in. Tweet Snap A strip-mall happy-ending spot in Phoenix, Massagf, one of nearly 5, Asian erotic massage parlors across America. Ask her to give you a verbal menu, how much everything costs and what you mawsage for the price.

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Don't try to be suggestive at this point, because you're just going to come off looking like eub idiot, and God forbid the escort doesn't respect you. Do I want to know? Inner Voice: Alright so what do we wear?

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Penis: Jackpot! It even goes before the paycheck in some cases.

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